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Stoned Teens Call 911 After Getting Lost in Park in Broad Daylight
It all started in the 50-acre park known as Lackie’s Bush in Barrie, Ontario, Canada on Tuesday. It was early evening, barely even six p.m., when two local teens decided to take some drugs. Read more...
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Fire the Lazar!: I Love These Beautiful New Zealand Flag Designs
In 2016, New Zealanders will get to vote on a new flag, one that Prime Minister John Key hopes will “better reflect our status as a modern, independent nation.” In an effort to appear egalitarian, Key...
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We Are the Same But Different
A bear—just chilling—happened on a man—also just chilling—and the two spooked the hell out of each other. This is just one more example of game acknowledging game, and agreeing that it is best to stay...
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Things I Regret Saying Yes to Until the Very Moment They Happen, Ranked
I’m a pretty big “yes” person, as in if you ask me to do something, I will probably say yes, emphatically and with a smile on my face. The minute I do this, I start to regret every single second...
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New Yorkers to Get Opportunity to Vote Down "Ugly" Public Art
After a recent controversy erupted in Long Island City regarding a piece of artwork that many deemed ugly—some compared the eight-foot tall bright pink sculpture to “Gumby’s grandmother”—a new bill has...
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I Wanna Be Someone Who Believes (In The Wiz Khalifa-Adam Duritz Link)
The year is 1993. The location? A yellow-walled apartment living room, octagonally shaped. The music video for the Counting Crows’ instant classic “Mr. Jones” is being filmed, and Adam Duritz is...
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People Are Tweeting and Driving in This Sad, Sad World
A new survey released on Tuesday morning reveals details of what we had all feared: People who drive cars are not just texting their friends while behind the wheel, they’re also using their time...
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U2 Facts
U2 is a fourpiece rock band who you might know from a magazine or a commercial advertising a product you cannot find any reason to own. But what else are they? Is U2 a brand of knives? Are U2 older or...
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FTC: Family Spent $187 Million Raised for Cancer on Cars, Vacations
Federal officials are in the process of reaching a settlement with a Tennessee family who allegedly operated several fraudulent charities and used the funds to live large. The Associated Press reports...
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Cool Tough Rapper Jay-Z Beefing With Performance Artist Marina Abramovic
Remember two years ago? I bet you wish you couldn’t. 2013 was the year of many things, but somewhere in there it was the year of the embarrassing Jay-Z career decision to release an album called Magna...
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Scissors Cut Paper; Paper Covers Rock; Rock Imprints Concrete
1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . SHOOT. Oh damn, you blew it. Rock wins. Rock always wins.Read more...
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Thirty Dollars For a Hot Dog in This Town?!
“Hey, buddy! Hey, yeah—you! You wanna hot dog? I got some fresh water hot dogs ready for the guzzling. Some fresh New York City water dogs, all boiled in dirty water. This one’s on me—just kidding,...
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No One Asked You: When Men "Dialogue" About Kim Kardashian's Body
On Wednesday, Vulture published a “conversation” between senior art critic Jerry Saltz and editor David Wallace-Wells that purported to be an intellectual dive into the self-presentation of Kim...
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Bon Jovi Gave the Class of 2015 The Best Gift of All: A Bon Jovi Song
On Thursday, Sayreville, N.J. native John “Jon Bon Jovi” Bongiovi, Jr. was given an honorary degree at the Camden campus of Rutgers University. John Bongiovi, Jr. is now an Honorary Doctor of Letters...
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Over 750 Dead as Weeks-Long Heatwave Devastates Southern India
As the East Coast of the U.S. enters the period where we complain about the heat before the heat has even begun, southern India is in the midst of a heatwave so severe that 750 people have died in...
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NYPD: Teen Stole Lexus, Came Back Two Days Later to Steal Same Lexus
What’s the coolest thing you did as a teen? What was the most illegal thing? Ever think about stealing a car for a quick joyride, then doing it again almost immediately after? One noble teen in the...
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Here's a Sweet Story About Meek Mill Pwetending to Kill the Wabbit
For one: Meek Mill, the Philadelphia rapper who many believed to be engaged to perennial goddess Nicki Minaj , is “not” engaged to Nicki Minaj. For two: he encountered a bunny during an interview for a...
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Lauren Conrad's Team of "Ding Dongs" Threatened The Eric Andre Show
In the third wacky season of The Eric Andre Show (a perfect show that I will love forever), crazyboy host Eric Andre interviewed Lauren “?” Conrad, who appeared both bored and uncomfortable with his...
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The Non Sports Fan's Guide to the FIFA Scandal or Whatever the Fuck
You may have just seen this headline, or a related one: “Sepp Blatter Re-elected as FIFA Boss Despite Charges” What does it mean? Which of those words are nouns, which are verbs, and which refer to...
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Love Removed From France as Officials Clear Locks from Paris Bridge
L’amour est mort. Monday morning authorities began clearing Paris’s Pont des Arts bridge of hundreds of thousands of “love-locks” placed there by couples looking to demonstrate their eternal connection...
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